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Funny Pregnancy Quotes That Will Help Get You Through Labor
Laughter is often the best medicine, especially when you’re going through the intense experience of labor. Here’s a collection of humorous quotes to lighten the mood and help you power through:
- “Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.” – Unknown
- “I’m not fat, I’m pregnant!” – Every pregnant woman ever
- “Being pregnant is like having a superpower. You can grow a human inside you!” – Unknown
- “Pregnancy: the only time in life when you can eat ice cream for breakfast and no one judges.” – Unknown
- “If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.” – Nora Ephron
- “Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.” – Carrie Fisher
- “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!” – Kourtney Kardashian (Easy for her to say, right?)
- “When my water broke, I was thinking, Oh god, I’m going to have to do this.” – Mariah Carey
- “Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.” – Carol Burnett
- “It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.” – Angelina Jolie
- “I’m never pushing this baby out. I’m going to keep it in forever.” – Every woman during labor
- “Labor is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump’s mom, probably
- “Childbirth is no more painful than squeezing a watermelon out of your nostril.” – Unknown
- “If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.” – Florynce Kennedy
- “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” – Jessica Simpson
Remember, every contraction brings you closer to meeting your little one. Hang in there, mama! You’re doing great, and soon you’ll have a beautiful baby in your arms. Until then, keep smiling, keep breathing, and maybe keep these quotes handy for when you need a good laugh between pushes!